Hey folks, Roger here. You know I was doing my thing the other day, seeing how far I could rotate my head, asking general questions about the names of people, when I thought, "Wouldn't it be great if I didn't have to swoop down and catch a field mouse tonight? How great does a burrito sound right now? I could fly into Chipotle and grab a burrito - because let's be honest - I'm not going to get steak any other way, unless we cross breed a cow with a mole or something, or get some kind of shrink ray... Even then, I have no opposable thumbs or fingers, so it would take 2 passes - one holding the shrink ray in my talons, shooting the cow, and then another swoop to grab aforementioned smaller cow to eat. Logic stated that this needed to be a joint operation, and I was going to need another owl to make this run smoothly.
And that's where I came in. Samson Owlson at your service. I've been preying on rodents with Roger for a while now. It's true, owls are solitary creatures, but that doesn't mean we don't have friends. Roger talked to me about his great shrink-ray-a-cow idea. We definitely mulled over the possiblities, getting far enough along to create storyboards and make a super sweet mix cd for the occasion. But, as luck would have it, we're both owls. We don't know how to make a shrink ray. We're owls. We looked at the original notes and blueprints and saw the word "chipotle?" scrawled down in owl-scratch, with a circle around it. We decided we'd eat at chipotle. And since we were doing that, why don't we review it for our friends; owls and non-owls alike?
That's what this blog will be. 2 Owls Reviewing food. And sometimes other stuff, but mostly food. Occasionally we'll tag-team a review. Sometimes we'll write our own personal owl review. We're going to operate on a four hoot rating system, one to four hoots, with four being a great score. If something is really bad, well, we're owls. We won't give a hoot.
We're 2 Owls. And We Review Food. And Other Stuff.
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