Wow.
That's the main word going through my mind. That, and "hoot" and "hoot." I'm an owl afterall.
We really dropped the ball on 2OwlReviews. I don't think that point can be argued and I have no intention of arguing it. I'll let Roger speak for himself as to the reasons why we were both absent over the last 9 months, but I'll vouche for both of us when I say, sincerely, we apologize.
If 9 months seems like a long time to you, put yourself in our owl shoes. We' have a much shorter lifespan than human beings, being owls and everything. Sure, we're maximizing our 15-18 year expectancy in the wild by pretending to have a hurt wing every now and then and house-crashing in some kid's barn or garage while he "nurses" us back to help. But it's still a shortened life span in comparison despite our classic shenanigans & hijinks that bring us close to a captive life while still maintaining that we're not held captive.
I can't promise you anything from here on out.
I can tell you that, as an owl, I'll do my best to see and review new foods and report them back to you. But, those reviews will now come in at a casual rate, at best. It's hard enough to find a deserted computer, much less one that works and has the software I need to record my voice and convert it to text. I'm an owl afterall. But, with good luck, more reviews will come in, from me to you.
-Samson Owlson,
Co-Editor & Creater of 2OwlReviews
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